Angelic Humor Appreciator Mugs

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Finally, let me put to rest the so-called 'character' issue."

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

"So this is why it's called a bad habit."

"Relax! In a day or two, you'll get the hang of it!"

'Law suit? There are no law suits here...where would you find a lawyer?'

"It's OK, I guess. I just wish there were some committees to join."

"Apparently heaven has been computerised and we need to create a password for entry."

"I still hate you."

'T.M.I.F.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

An amplified harp

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"So much for eternal rest."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Late Night TV

Heavenly Take Out

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"I guess they really are permanent."

"You received your rewards on earth."

'But how did you lose your harp?'

"Happens every time someone runs an electric can opener down there."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."