Angelic Humor Appreciator Gifts

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Finally, let me put to rest the so-called 'character' issue."

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

"So this is why it's called a bad habit."

"Relax! In a day or two, you'll get the hang of it!"

'Law suit? There are no law suits here...where would you find a lawyer?'

"It's OK, I guess. I just wish there were some committees to join."

"Apparently heaven has been computerised and we need to create a password for entry."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

An amplified harp

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"So much for eternal rest."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Late Night TV

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"I guess they really are permanent."