Angelic Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Detour: Hole in Ozone Ahead

'When is break time around here?'

"Medicare wants its hip back."

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

Sweeping the Earth Under the Rug.

"...then there's reunions, 'Know Your Cloud Formation' classes and, of course, celebrity spotting."

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

"He said he was from Heaven inc.,and that I will be contactedin a few days by a subdivision in his company called hell!"

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

Remote Control Halo

Angel telling another angel that smoking may be hazardous to his health.

'The last thing I heard was 'Calm down, the dog just want to play!''

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Oh, great...I'm having a bad halo day and the boss decides to walk by.'

Oh, I got around that rule --- I have a storage locker in purgatory!

'T.M.I.F.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

An amplified harp

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"I still hate you."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"