Angelic Humor Lover Gifts

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'It hasn't been the same since they started installing solar panels onto church rooves'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'He's never found the clouds' silver lining.'

"I told him to give up his clog dancing!"

Welcome to Limbo

"That's weird... all of my files are missing from the cloud."

"To be honest, I miss a good burger and fries."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"I really was nickeled and dimed to death ... a huge shipment of those coins fell on at the mint."

"I know you're new here, but the next time you send the boss a text, don't start it with 'OMG'!"

Angel with hula hoop.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'I understand he left his body to science.'

'This is why you should always wear sunscreen and a halo.'

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

The angel who managed to catch his halo as he fell from his cloud

'T.M.I.F.'

'I'm afraid of heights.'

"Damnit. My phone's dead, too."

"And I thought eternal harp music was driving me insane."

'It's your final warning: Quit playing 'The Beverly Hillbillies' theme song.'

'Holy crap!'

'She had to bride somebody to get in here!'

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

An amplified harp

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."