Angelic Humor Lovers Gifts

The Devil's Fallen Angel Collection

'Oh, my gosh! I had hoped it was just a worldly diversion.'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

'T.M.I.F.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

An amplified harp

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"I still hate you."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"So much for eternal rest."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Heavenly Take Out

Late Night TV

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

Heaven Has VIP

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Happens every time someone runs an electric can opener down there."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."