Angelic Humor Lovers Gifts

'Oh, my gosh! I had hoped it was just a worldly diversion.'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

An amplified harp

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"So much for eternal rest."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Late Night TV

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Heaven Has VIP

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"I guess they really are permanent."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"You received your rewards on earth."