Angelic Humor Aficionados Gifts

Club Heaven.

'T.M.I.F.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

An amplified harp

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"I still hate you."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"So much for eternal rest."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Heavenly Take Out

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

Late Night TV

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Heaven Has VIP

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

'But how did you lose your harp?'

"Happens every time someone runs an electric can opener down there."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'