Angelic Humor Aficionados Prints

Club Heaven.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

An amplified harp

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"So much for eternal rest."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Late Night TV

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Heaven Has VIP

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"