Angelic Humor Prints

'The wings are great, but I wont be satisfied until they make me a partner.'

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

Two new human members to Heaven surprised to see that the birds in Heaven have arms as their wings.

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Angel with angel wings for moustache meets a regular angel.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

An amplified harp

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Late Night TV

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Wait, there you are. I was spelling it wrong."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."