Angelic Humor Prints

'The wings are great, but I wont be satisfied until they make me a partner.'

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

Sports Bar. The manna is nice, but the hot wings just seem wrong!

Two new human members to Heaven surprised to see that the birds in Heaven have arms as their wings.

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Einstein's Physics Halo.

Angel with angel wings for moustache meets a regular angel.

'T.M.I.F.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

An amplified harp

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"I still hate you."

"So much for eternal rest."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Late Night TV

Heavenly Take Out

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.