Angelic Humor Seeker Prints

'I was the designated driver. Everyone else decided to take a room at the hotel next door.'

'T.M.I.F.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

An amplified harp

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"I still hate you."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Late Night TV

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Heavenly Take Out

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"I guess they really are permanent."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

'But how did you lose your harp?'

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Wait, there you are. I was spelling it wrong."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"