Angelic Humor Seeker Mugs

'I was the designated driver. Everyone else decided to take a room at the hotel next door.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

An amplified harp

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Late Night TV

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Wait, there you are. I was spelling it wrong."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."