Angelic Humor Fan Mugs

Surprise at the Pearly Gates.

Inventive Uses of Halo

Heavenly Take Out

"My death notice is getting a ridiculous amount of 'likes' on Facebook."

"Whoa! You didn't give the little thank you wave in traffic even once?!"

"My 'chord' and my God!"

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"He's from Texas."

"Which way to Hog Heaven?"

Angels Blowing Cloud Bubbles.

'Sorry you can't come in. You're Boring.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'The last thing I heard was 'Nonsense, Piranhas look way different!''

'You're being deported. We just found out you worked for the IRS!'

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Hello, God? Tony here... Fine, thanks. SIr, it's that Hayes guy. He's cheating again. You want I should whack him?'

'I miss partisan politics.'

Adam was okay, but I like version 2.0!

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

'T.M.I.F.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

An amplified harp

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"I still hate you."

"So much for eternal rest."