Angelic Humor Aficionado Mugs

Actually, the "you can't take it with you" rule wasn't implemented until somebody wanted to come in with bagpipes.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Must you keep whistling 'Come Fly With Me'?'

'Hey you! Get off my cloud!'

Post Life Crisis - 'What if this is all there is?'

"Kids today!"

'T.M.I.F.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

An amplified harp

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"I still hate you."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"So much for eternal rest."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

Late Night TV

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Heavenly Take Out

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

Heaven Has VIP

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Happens every time someone runs an electric can opener down there."