Angelic Humor Aficionado Prints

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Must you keep whistling 'Come Fly With Me'?'

'Hey you! Get off my cloud!'

Post Life Crisis - 'What if this is all there is?'

"Kids today!"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

An amplified harp

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"So much for eternal rest."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Late Night TV

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Heaven Has VIP

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."