Angelic Comedy Aficionado Prints

"A sizable gratuity always helps."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

An amplified harp

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"So much for eternal rest."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Late Night TV

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

Movie Angel

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."