Angelic Comedy Fans Prints

'We got a real deal on some old hula hoops.'

"It's a belated, get well soon card."

'T.M.I.F.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"I still hate you."

Heavenly Take Out

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

Heaven Has VIP

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

'When is break time around here?'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"I get great reception this way."