Angelic Comedy Fans Pillows

'We got a real deal on some old hula hoops.'

"It's a belated, get well soon card."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

Heaven Has VIP

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"I get great reception this way."

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."