Angelic Comedy Admirer Pillows

'I have no idea how you died, we don't have access to your medical records."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'T.M.I.F.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Look man, no wings!'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

An amplified harp

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

Arch of Triumph Save

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"I still hate you."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

Late Night TV

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Cat Heaven.