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'I have no idea how you died, we don't have access to your medical records."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Look man, no wings!'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

An amplified harp

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

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"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"