Angelic Humor Lover Pillows

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'It hasn't been the same since they started installing solar panels onto church rooves'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'He's never found the clouds' silver lining.'

"I told him to give up his clog dancing!"

Welcome to Limbo

"That's weird... all of my files are missing from the cloud."

"To be honest, I miss a good burger and fries."

"I really was nickeled and dimed to death ... a huge shipment of those coins fell on at the mint."

"I know you're new here, but the next time you send the boss a text, don't start it with 'OMG'!"

Angel with hula hoop.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'I understand he left his body to science.'

'This is why you should always wear sunscreen and a halo.'

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

The angel who managed to catch his halo as he fell from his cloud

'I'm afraid of heights.'

"Damnit. My phone's dead, too."

'She had to bride somebody to get in here!'

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

An amplified harp

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"So much for eternal rest."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

Late Night TV

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'