Angelic Comedy Prints

"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"

"I'm not sorry to be here. My corns were killing me."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

An amplified harp

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Damn defibrillators.

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"So much for eternal rest."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

Late Night TV

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."