Angelic Comedy Fan Prints

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death.

"You're lucky that your parents donated a building to Heaven."

"Looks like you have Heaven Basic."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'This is your quarterly report, Mr. Woodson. We need your complete resume.'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

10 Commandments Bar.

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Heaven Has VIP

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"You received your rewards on earth."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"I get great reception this way."

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Inventive Uses of Halo

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."