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Detour: Hole in Ozone Ahead

"Medicare wants its hip back."

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

Sweeping the Earth Under the Rug.

"...then there's reunions, 'Know Your Cloud Formation' classes and, of course, celebrity spotting."

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

"He said he was from Heaven inc.,and that I will be contactedin a few days by a subdivision in his company called hell!"

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

Remote Control Halo

Angel telling another angel that smoking may be hazardous to his health.

'The last thing I heard was 'Calm down, the dog just want to play!''

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

An amplified harp

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Late Night TV

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."