Angelic Joke Lovers Gifts

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

An amplified harp

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Late Night TV

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Wait, there you are. I was spelling it wrong."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."