Angelic Comedy Lover Gifts

"No, sorry, you'll still be dumb."

A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'I was an overachiever.'

Fallen Angel.

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

An amplified harp

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"So much for eternal rest."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Late Night TV

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"I guess they really are permanent."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'