Angelic Comedy Lover Gifts

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"No, sorry, you'll still be dumb."

A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'I was an overachiever.'

Fallen Angel.

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

'T.M.I.F.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

An amplified harp

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"So much for eternal rest."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"I still hate you."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Late Night TV

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

Heavenly Take Out

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

'But how did you lose your harp?'

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."