Angelic Sense Of Humor Gifts

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

An amplified harp

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"So much for eternal rest."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Late Night TV

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Wait, there you are. I was spelling it wrong."

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"