Angelic Sense Of Humor Pillows

No caption (In heaven, a cat sits on a cloud and claws at a man's halo from above).

'T.M.I.F.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

An amplified harp

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

"I still hate you."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Late Night TV

Heavenly Take Out

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

"Wait, there you are. I was spelling it wrong."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'