Angelic Humorists Pillows

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

'This explains why there are bars on the gate.'

'Computer error! What do you mean computer error?'

Heaven - Hard Hat Area

Divine Desk Bins

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

An amplified harp

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"So much for eternal rest."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Late Night TV

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Wait, there you are. I was spelling it wrong."

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."