Angelic Humorists Mugs

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

'This explains why there are bars on the gate.'

'Computer error! What do you mean computer error?'

Heaven - Hard Hat Area

'T.M.I.F.'

Divine Desk Bins

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

An amplified harp

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"I still hate you."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Late Night TV

Heavenly Take Out

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"Wait, there you are. I was spelling it wrong."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"I guess they really are permanent."