Angelic Jokesters Pillows

'Could we make this quick, I've had a rough day.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Clown God

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

An amplified harp

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

Lesbians for Christ

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"You think it's tough down there?"

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

Third eye

Late Night TV

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

Priest reads sign above fire extinguisher that says: 'In case of quenchable fire, break glass'.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.