Celestial Jokesters Pillows

'There! The sun is done.....I think I'll call it a day.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Not now, Oliver."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Water is discovered on the moon....

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Those are the Divinity students.'

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Lesbians for Christ

Cosmonaughty

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Heaven

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

The First Man to Ride the Moon