Celestial Pranksters Pillows

"If only they could see your dark side."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Adventures of God

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'Whoops!'

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

Obscure Constellations

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

Mooning Moon

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

Moon Prank

'It's For You.'

Uh-Oh...

"Eww...put those back."

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."