Spiritual Prankster Pillows

'Once, just once, I'd like to use dribble glasses for communion. How about you?'

"Seriously, don't make me smite you."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Nun Binning the Devil

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Excommunicate Me.

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'Whoops!'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Early Ram Raids

"Student unicorn"

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.