Holy Prankster Pillows

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Diving Cat.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear