Divine Prankster Pillows

'I think we're about to make a forced landing.'

'It's For You.'

"A little to the left, a bit more. . . Bingo! That's where my ex lives."

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Let's see how many times I can get this guy to use my name in vain."

Uh-Oh...

How To Saint . . .

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Clown God

"All we have left is standing room only."

The Adventures of God

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Nun Binning the Devil

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Lesbians for Christ

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'Whoops!'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

Minutes after Prometheus stole fire from the gods.

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic