Divine Prankster Gifts

'I think we're about to make a forced landing.'

'It's For You.'

"A little to the left, a bit more. . . Bingo! That's where my ex lives."

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Let's see how many times I can get this guy to use my name in vain."

Well, here's your problem … you lost a wing nut.

Uh-Oh...

How To Saint . . .

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Clown God

"All we have left is standing room only."

The Adventures of God

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Nun Binning the Devil

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Lesbians for Christ

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Om and Ommer

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'Whoops!'

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

Sartre's E-Mail

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'