Spiritual Prankster Gifts

Om and Ommer

'Once, just once, I'd like to use dribble glasses for communion. How about you?'

"Seriously, don't make me smite you."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Nun Binning the Devil

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Excommunicate Me.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Sartre's E-Mail

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

'Whoops!'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

Mime Prison

"Student unicorn"