Prayerful Prankster Gifts

And could you separate my hands...I accidentally super-glued them together...

"Can you pray again in a couple of hours? He's in a meeting."

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Nun Binning the Devil

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Excommunicate Me.

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Whoops!'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Early Ram Raids

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'They're praying the school doesn't find out that they've been pretending to be religious.'

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

Fishermen catches fish.

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

'It's For You.'

'Yes, you have to say a prayer of thanks for the shrimp. Just a little one.'

Christian Book Centre.

"I don't get it. I've prayed to God to get rich just like the televangelist told me. but nothing happened."

Uh-Oh...