Prayerful Prankster Gifts

And could you separate my hands...I accidentally super-glued them together...

"Can you pray again in a couple of hours? He's in a meeting."

Please, dear God

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Nun Binning the Devil

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Om and Ommer

Excommunicate Me.

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'Whoops!'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Early Ram Raids

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

'They're praying the school doesn't find out that they've been pretending to be religious.'

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

Fishermen catches fish.

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

'It's For You.'

"I don't get it. I've prayed to God to get rich just like the televangelist told me. but nothing happened."