Prayerful Pranksters Gifts

"I don't get it. I've prayed to God to get rich just like the televangelist told me. but nothing happened."

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Nun Binning the Devil

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Whoops!'

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"So there's this big Mother...."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.