Prayerful Pranksters Prints

"I don't get it. I've prayed to God to get rich just like the televangelist told me. but nothing happened."

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Nun Binning the Devil

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"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Om and Ommer

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Children in a Nursery.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Whoops!'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

Hide and Seek

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"So there's this big Mother...."

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."