Pastoral Prankster Prints

Chase me, chase me cows.

Early Ram Raids

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Nun Binning the Devil

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Excommunicate Me.

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Whoops!'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

'It's For You.'

Christian Book Centre.

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