Pastoral Prankster Gifts

Chase me, chase me cows.

Early Ram Raids

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Nun Binning the Devil

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Om and Ommer

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Excommunicate Me.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'Whoops!'

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

History's First Prop Gag

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

'It's For You.'