Papal Prankster Prints

"Oh no!...We've got Holy Moleys!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Nun Binning the Devil

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Om and Ommer

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Excommunicate Me.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Pants Uglifier!

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Whoops!'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"I've made my new spaghetti dish."

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Melody Cockroach.

"Does the court have any objection if I accompany my plea on the violin, your honour?"