Papal Prankster Prints

"Oh no!...We've got Holy Moleys!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Nun Binning the Devil

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Excommunicate Me.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'Whoops!'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

Melody Cockroach.

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"I've made my new spaghetti dish."