Prayer Punster Gifts

'Ditto.'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"All we have left is standing room only."

Dogs life

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Mom, am I my brother's peeper?'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'Your prayer is important to us. Please stay on your knees for the next available God.'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

"This is a very bad sign!"

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

My Day - Cow Today Magazine

"I don't get it. I've prayed to God to get rich just like the televangelist told me. but nothing happened."

'Yes, you have to say a prayer of thanks for the shrimp. Just a little one.'

Bureau of statistics and probability

'Yeah, I tried that once.'

'The service is over, Ed. You have to wake them up.'

Sign above fire extinguisher case says, 'In Case of Fire and Brimstone Break Glass'.

Collection Discounts

"I think you just discovered a great visual metaphor for panic!"

'The buck stops here'

'Apparently so. In the opinion of the Bishop, God would be filthy rich.'

'I'm really quite religious. I pray every time I buy a lottery ticket.'