Angelic Prankster Pillows

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Teddy Bear