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'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."