Biblical Prankster T-Shirts

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

As a child, Young Moses could be a real jerk.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Early photobombing

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Nun Binning the Devil

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"I think we overordered."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'Jurassic Pork.'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

"You think it's tough down there?"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Om and Ommer