Biblical Prankster Pillows

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

As a child, Young Moses could be a real jerk.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Early photobombing

"Admit it, we're lost."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Nun Binning the Devil

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"I think we overordered."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

"You think it's tough down there?"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"