Pious Prankster Pillows

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Christian Book Centre.

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Nun Binning the Devil

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."