Clerical Prankster Pillows

Excommunicate Me.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Nun Binning the Devil

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Checkmate!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

The Ascent of Man.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Disorderlies

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Malpractice? No - it's not our dog.'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Does the court have any objection if I accompany my plea on the violin, your honour?"

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Early Ram Raids

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

Fishermen catches fish.

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'