Philosophical Prankster Pillows

'The apple is just a marketing ploy. There's a limo service out of here and free shopping at the mall.'

Blight at the end of the tunnel

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Nun Binning the Devil

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Checkmate!'

The Ascent of Man.

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Excommunicate Me.

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Square root of chicken is egg.

Politics Books

"Kevin gerrymandered our room again!!"

"Are you blushing?!"